Suspect shuts down detective’s interview with a little gastrointestinal creativity
United States Courthouse and post office in Kansas City, Missouri.
Who needs lawyers when you can have severe intestinal distress?
24 year old Sean Sykes Jr. temporarily paused a police investigation in Kansas City this week with a little bit of gastrointestinal creativity. When asked for his address, Sykes Jr. allegedly let one rip, forcing the interview to end abruptly.
The detective reported that the suspect “leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering.”
It didn’t stop there. As the interview progressed, the suspect allegedly continued to cut the cheese multiple times. The detective ended the interview prematurely.
Sykes Jr. is under investigation for possession of a firearm and intent to sell cocaine.
Our intent is to repeat this technique every time we’re at a meeting we’d like to see end early. Gas is mankind’s greatest weapon.
Thanks for the lifehack, stranger.