Part Of The Evidence Against Trump Is A Corny Russian Pop Music Video
You probably won’t be too surprised to hear that Donald Trump wound up making a cameo in a Russian music video a few years back. After all, he’s squeezed his sebaceous mane into a Gremlins movie, a Sex And The City episode, and dozens of other movies and shows. He’s like Stan Lee, if Stan Lee were a moldering batch of toilet pruno who had a racist fairy godmother.
The video in question, 2013’s “In Another Life” by Russian pop singer Emin Agalarov, featured Trump at the very end, blurting out his “You’re fired!” catchphrase from The Apprentice (and, you know, the White House).
The video also features gratuitous cameos from Miss Universe contestants, but Trump’s connection to Agalarov goes way deeper than a shared love of butts. Emin’s dad Aras is a stupid-rich real-estate developer with close ties to Vladimir Putin — he is often referred to as the “Donald Trump of Russia” (but we thought Donald Trump was the Donald Trump of Russia?). The two billionaires became buds after Trump’s Miss Universe pageant was hosted by an Agalarov-owned venue in Russia. Trump even implied that the two men had brokered an agreement on a Trump Tower in Moscow, though zero evidence exists that such a deal was ever made.
“I’ll pencil you in, between ‘Screaming’ and ‘Diarrhea.’ “